eowyning:

briannacherrygarcia:

gizmohall:

brodinsons:

sapfira23:

cute ♥

screams and cries because baby burrito hemsworth

His face!  It’s so Angry Mama Bird!  He’s all; “So help me, if anyone wakes this child!!”

“This is MY baby. MINE. No one else can touch her. Come near her and you get a Mjolnir to the FACE.”

Oh man, I fear what will happen when she’s old enough to date.

BABY BURRITO HEMSWORTH

omg

thissummersession:

100 Completely Accurate World Accents

saintnyla:

the-saint-jimmy:

pizzaforpresident:

unophishal:

justinjewmanji:

crystalmath2:

Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe

I’m so tempted to make a music video to this

I SCREAMED AND NOW IMG FUCKING CRHYING OH MYN fgoD

ASDFHUJKJHGFDCXS

OHMYGOD 

I THINK I SHOULD GO TO CHURCH NOW.

(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)

havent been on tumblr recently cuz school has been raping me

i’ll be back tomorrow, or next week. okay. love you guys. 

phoenixpen:

The Bubblegum popsicle is one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever seen.

(Source: urbans0uls)

(Source: bishva-t)

hello-matt:

durianseeds:

watcha gonna do with all that junk

all that junk inside that trunk

ima get get get get get you drunk

get you love drunk off my trunk

(Source: sir-ragingbagoftestosterone-esq)